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Funny Facts About Marriage

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I was in the waiting room at my doctor's clinic. My doctor's single and she had this funny scroll outside her room. Here's how it goes.



  1. Marriage is not a word, its a life sentence. They promise each other "...till death do us part."
  2. Marriage is like a violin. Once the sweet music is over, the string is attached.
  3. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
  4. Marriage is an institution where a guy loses his Bachelor's Degree and a woman gets her Master.
  5. Marriage requires 3 rings; Engagement ring, Wedding ring, Suffer-ring
  6. First year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. Second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. Third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
  7. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and take. The husband gives and the woman takes. 
  8. Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.
  9. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why but when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why..
  10. Son: How much does it cost to get married Dad?  Dad: I don't know son..I'm still paying for it.

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