Funny Facts About Marriage
I was in the waiting room at my doctor's clinic. My doctor's single and she had this funny scroll outside her room. Here's how it goes. Marriage is not a word, its a life sentence. They promise each other "...till death do us part." Marriage is like a violin. Once the sweet music is over, the string is attached. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind. Marriage is an institution where a guy loses his Bachelor's Degree and a woman gets her Master. Marriage requires 3 rings; Engagement ring, Wedding ring, Suffer-ring First year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. Second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. Third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and take. The husband gives and the woman takes. Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why but when a 10-year married m